Sunday, July 29, 2007

My 96 Taurus rear brake caliper compression mission...you gotta read this one! Anybody gotta beer?


Oh yeah yesterday on the Parkway we had a job to do. My brakes on the old 96 Taurus began scrubbing real hard. so I took off the rear drivers side wheel and said HELLO! these are disc brakes an easy fix...never say anythang is an easy fix on the parkway. Let me splain it to yall. I went out to the tool shed and grab a clamp and began to compress the caliper...only it would not budge,in fact it messed up the clamp...so I went up to O'Reily and got a huge clamp.. that did no good..then I got on line and asked around and low and behold. the brake caliper needs to be screwed back in..seems everytime you back up the self-adjusting parking brake turns out to compensate for brake pad wear..wow those guys a ford need their butts whipped for throwing in that little monkey wrench.I didn't get the memo! Speaking of wrenchs you need a special; tool $11 called a rubik's cube.Thats it pictured in the blog there.cool huh? It fits on a 3/8 rachet extension and has tips that matchup with holes in the caliper.You screw it clockwise and the caliper goes in. I takes 2 rednecks to do this,one to hold the caliper and another to twist the dang rachet and cuss.After I got the caliper compressed the rest was easy...cept fer one thang...the brakes kinda smell a little like they may be overheating..but heck the way my wife burns up the parkway everyday them pads will be smooth as owl dooky before long. or either glazed over and lost 50% of they stopping power..hay wait. shes been driving it like that for 5 years anyway.LOL!

Monday, July 23, 2007

D I P Doplar

Lastest DIP codes

DIP stock market

OK their seems to be a shortage on DIP

Captain I believe I have the solution to the flooding occuring near DIP

sexy tennish nightcap

What happens on DIP stays on DIP

Space Balls on DIP? Oh Shit there goes the URL

Happy Hour at the Zebra is Da bomb,here is the secret hand signal

Mr Spock what time is happy hour at the zebra?

Damn it Jim, the Zebra lounge is fa zizzle my nizzle!

DANG is it 10:25?

The New DIP Computers are here

Parkway call center Job Opps

Parkway Call Center...telemarketing for Dummy's

Parkway Idiot Savant

Official parkway BUZZ

DOG RIVER YACHT MEMBER

Official DIP bev

DIP roofing

PARKWAY PC KEYBOARD

Captain I am recieving a hailing signal from a strange place on earth called D I P

the New Legends bar bouncer

DIP mullet smoker

frozen Food Nuke deterent

PARKWAY PALM PILOT

DIP energy saver

my new DIP dreadlock removal system (painless)

Washer wont spin OR wash but will pumpout?

My first PerTater Gun

My dang Ice maker

Dryer Problems anyone?


You say you is gonna jump out dat safety to save a buck Kimosabe?

Rattle you say in the old boy?


this guy can have major probs from loose hub to blade seperation to My motor was replaced and I was beat to death and ressurected int the name of saving a buck

dont forget the breaker!


yank that sucker out and do an autopsy percy!

the motor?quit!


this guy right here will be stiff non turnable, hot as fire to the touch and noisy. if all of the above then replace it

This Guy Is Preggers


what we in the business called pregneant this capacitor will fail swell and cease to funtion worse than a 1000 year old yazoo lawn mower

Air Conditioner gone haywire?


this guy will stop the outside unit from going

monday monday


oh yeah como va ca va sa vous my nizzles parkway Gwinin on

Oh yeah it is on now!


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Kimosabe I am back my nizzle

yeah dat right i am back to the grind, having a good time, writng a silly rimes on da Parkway! dog river you old dog river, they say you full of let me put it dis way we had a fishing rodeo this weekend and all I can remember is a bloomin onion, acase of beer, and I dereamed I was on a PC and answering dumb questions constantly day in day out for zero dollars, no flow dollars, I love to help the public out and I dont whant yer money i do however want respect, of which I didnt get any my name is linny and I was had by a london ninny.anyway tons of fish was caught and tons of money was gave away in prizes.on yalls comments section I dont know
buzz me er sumphin